SO FUNNY

Since I use this as my family journal I occasionally put things that the kids say that I think are hilarious. I have a couple from O from this last week. She is so funny sometimes and she is learning some really interesting things in Kindergarten:

A couple of Sunday's ago I was doing O's hair and C walked into the bathroom ready for church:

O- "C, you smell like Ramon!"

C- "No I don't"

Mom- "What?"

O- "C, smells like Ramon!"

Mom- "Who's Ramon?" (I'm actually thinking who the blankety blank is Ramon!)

O- "You know mom the stuff dad puts on after shaving" (holding up Cologne bottle)

Mom- "PHEW!"

A couple of days ago I caught O singing this song. It didn't stick to any tune I can recall but these are the words to the song:

O- "A boy at school cracks his nuts, cracks his nut, cracks his nuts"

Mom- "What are you saying?"

O- Repeats the words

Mom- "Oh, you mean he cracks peanuts?"

O- "No Mom, he means his nuts (pointing south)!"

Mom- lecture on what is and is not appropriate to talk about!


My kids never cease to make me laugh.

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