Illinois Winter
ILLINOIS WINTER
It's winter in Illinois
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Illinois
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Illinois
I'm frozen to the freakin'' ground!
Author Unknown
Thought I'd share this cute poem I got in my inbox today. There's only one discrepancy... it's 41 below today with windchill!
Comments
Hopefully I have just jinxed myself because I really love winter and miss not having a ton of snow. Good luck with the frozen butt thing... is there a cream you can use?