I AM NOT LITTLE!

When I had L I never thought anyone could be as hilarious as C.  Really C is about the funniest kid in town, until L came along anyway.  Now they run a close tie and I'm not sure how CH will ever live up, but I'm sure he will!

Yesterday I picked L up from Preschool, he goes for an hour and a half, it's not like it's all day or anything.  He gets into the car and says, "Mom, can we go to Bit Bit Donalds? (that's what he calls McDonalds) I need a drink!"

So who can deny that request?  For only one dollar I can give my child his hearts desire, what a deal!

Anyhoo on the way to Bit Bit Donalds he says:

L- "Mom, I am not little anymore I am big so don't get me a little drink I wanna large!"
Me- "Well I'm not getting you a little drink I'll get you a REGULAR drink, it's not little" (thinking this was a great way to trick him into thinking it's not a small!

I get to the speaker and lean out the car window as far as I can and order a small orange drink in a whisper so that he can't hear that I'm actually ordering a small.  He screams from the back of the van, "I DON'T WANT A SMALL, I AM BIG I WANT A LARGE!!!!"  So I pull up a few inches lean back out the car window and tell the bush next to the speaker that I really want a "regular" drink not a small and then pull to the window.  That must have done the trick because he gladly excepted the "regular" drink!

Oh the trickery that is motherhood!

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Normal Mom said…
That is hysterical! You are just as funny as your kids and extremely CLEVER!
April 3, 2013 at 9:21 PM
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